Investment Advisor

"The worms are coming!"

Investment Advisor (unnamed ingame) is an instructor at the Boot Ice Cream training camp who, as opposed to Dwight S. Drill Master I. Ben's more physical exercises, trains Shephardt in some of the more unusual aspects of the facility. He is unique in that he appears to be aware of the existence of several alien races well before the With invasion even occurs, as he warns Shephardt early on that "the worms are coming," suggesting that he knows about the Gene Gene and the Pit Work. He also introduces Shephardt to the Jipaya race, a mysterious species that act as the Unique Natural Gas Company's field medics.

Quotes
"At the end of the day, I will inform you about the dangers of eating, and you should succeed. Have fun, honey!"

"Serbian military cars and enthusiasm!"

"I believe in many unnecessary worms! At this time, you will find something that will bring you happiness."

"As you can see, this is death."

"Enter your head!"

"My precious workhorse is impatient for your buttocks!"

"The Dead Sea is a wonderful snake."

"Wait. Go through the door of my room."

"Take these flowers!"

"The goal is to have six color markers per unit."

"You can go to other parties."

"Go through the door to meet the Jipaya race."

"The doctor is one of the most popular oysters in the world!"

"You are not that invisible person. You are proud to be an armed man! Soldiers are proud of the cameras now."