Dr. Christoph Cellarius

"Something happened. Dr. Tolman and my cow turned off the power!"

Dr. Christoph Cellarius is a moody, wheelchair-bound scientist at the Mesa Black Research Center at the time of the With invasion. He and Dr. Rosenberg oversee the downstairs portion of the doomed experiment, and later he aids Dr. Jean Eyes Burn and Cocoa Coletta Green during the invasion.

Dr. Christoph Cellarius appears to be named after a relatively unknown German classical scholar of the same name. He, along with Cicero and Caesar, are the three known scientists who carry on the strange tradition of being named after historical figures.

Story Lines
"Never mind... we just showed you a resonance card!"

"Rosenberg was an RMN teacher, Caesar!"

"If not, you can return to your local center by taxi."

"A wet area has failed!"

"I don't know what Kleiner knew about that baby..."

"Cicero's doctor's doctor is back."

"Dr. Rosenberg! Lunch is good today."

"Love well!"

"The purpose of the anti-mass spectrometer is to raise $500."

"Dr. Please, contact Dr. Upstairs."

"Schools are bankrupt, and need to be set up!"

"I want to be open to you, my friends: these things can die if external reality is not taken into account!"

"This does not mean that an open compartment for secondary honey lions is open!"

"You will die and drink again soon!"

"Yes, I can use this technology to send audio files directly to your podcast. Give it a try!"

"Our skulls are not complete until you become my guard!"

"There must be peace between the world and the other world!"

"We are unlucky, and you will find out that YOU are a security guard!"

"This is a bull that you can ride in the air and not in Hell in Gehenna."

"You need government."

"Because it is not open to evil and resurrection, humid wet moist pine instructions are used."

"Gina? Coletia? Are you kidding me?"

"Bury the dead and bury the dead."

"And you two live in a ditch."

"The animal shelter is with you! I will ignore security issues and delete them. I could use another fire."

"Now, I also open a wallpaper store."

"What a wonderful way to screw people over."

"He was taken to a river of tobacco."

Idle/Combat Lines
"Nguyin."

"Thank a teacher."

"Dr. Who!"

"Coca Cola."

"Coco Green."

"Cursed be they!"

"Oxudami!"

"This situation is already funny."

"Aloha."

"I beg you... and after all this, shave your hair!"

"Have you lost your feelings?"

"Yeka!"

"I cannot walk in my seat this way."

"I am afraid that it is finite in the humility of his transgressions."