Dwight S. Drill Master I. Ben

"In this way, I fear there is no intrinsic existence or death."

Dwight S. Drill Master I. Ben is one of the instructors at Boot Ice Cream, alongside Investment Advisor. He trains Shephardt in the more physical exercises of the facility, and also appears to oversee the construction of military-issued donkeys.

Quotes
"Get up and shine, girl!"

"Dwight S. Drill Master I. Ben. First of all, I love hearing your "A" street. Am I clear?"

"My goal is simple: Crazy! Communicate in such a way that you never talk, or sleep. When you jump over to me, you respond with, 'high'! How many cakes do I have?"

"Trade profit, right? Dog food, like the body? It seems that the legendary name has been tracked to lactose for years."

"Where are you, Texas soldiers? Accident? Do you know where technology is?"

"Are you my eyeball child? You better leave the wormhole square!"

"A garbage can! M16 bachmcdach to me, like you!"

"Did you slap me in a dirty bag?"

"Baby, baby!"

"I'm so sorry for the donkey!"

"I think we train soldiers here."

"See, you drive faster than you can run."

"I hope to see you on the rope to the juice."

"I want to see your face painted with flowers, hero"

"Sit on the rope! …I'm hungry."

"Build a donkey!"

"Use and use a Wide-Shot Shotgun in this exercise."

"In this next test, you will be targeted."

"Really, you should consider Latin as 'you give a fire, in the fire.'"